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demontadark:

*gross sobbing*

Posted: 2 hours ago - With: 2 notes - Reblog
Baby: M-M
Mother: Oh look honey he's trying to say Mama!
Baby: m-ma
Mother: Come on sweetie say Mama!
Baby: Ma..M-Ma
Baby: Master! *Takes out a clear umbrella and a gas mask from blanket*
Posted: 2 hours ago - With: 38 notes - Reblog

boo-tyluvr:

"You’re impossibly fast. And strong. Your skin is… pale white, and ice cold. Your eyes change color… I know what you are."

"Say it… out loud. Say it."

"Danny Phantom."

(via ruler-of-the-ghost-zone)

Posted: 2 hours ago - With: 2,162 notes - Reblog

banavalope:

okamidensetsu:

Pokemon X Nanoblock - Gangar (Gengar)

Excuse me I need this

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Posted: 3 hours ago - With: 2,621 notes - Reblog

quillius:

thorineded:

sherlockismyholmesboy:

lee pace wasn’t kidding when he said he had to re-learn how to move his body to play thranduil

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u got sumthin 2 say you little bitch

HE TOO TWO STEPS AND WENT 30 FEET HOW THE FUCK

Lee got there in a…

pace

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Posted: 3 hours ago - With: 62,380 notes - Reblog

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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Posted: 4 hours ago - With: 24,308 notes - Reblog

askteamtheta:

sam-and-baby:

Eager to make some money, Baby and Not go off to find a robot to interview. They find one in an alley, sitting in some garbage.

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This is the sweetest thing I’ve seen in a long time.

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Posted: 6 hours ago - With: 4,692 notes - Reblog

chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.

It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.

An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.

So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.

My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

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Posted: 7 hours ago - With: 432,104 notes - Reblog

scxmbvg:

BIG DOGS THAT THINK THEY’RE SMALL LAP DOGS ARE MY FAVORITE DOGS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

(Source: thecutestofthecute, via sarnekichis)

Posted: 7 hours ago - With: 341,190 notes - Reblog

swigityswegerimerinfuckinjeager:

vanterror:

karbabestrider:

crystalmikii:

tovesorceress89:

raining—-roses:

darkpancakelord:

deckster:

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

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I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.


Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

I got Isabelle from animal crossing :o

I got Rogue Titan gettin’ krunk. I was not disappointed.

OH MY GOD I GOD EREN IN TITAN FORM TWERKING

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aHHHHH THIS IS WHAT I GOT IM sO HAPPY

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AWWWWWW I GOT MADOKA YAY

(Source: blackpowwer, via sarnekichis)

Posted: 7 hours ago - With: 522,891 notes - Reblog