1. "I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"
    — anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

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  2. sammywinchesster:

    sammywinchesster:

    I need a bf and $100,000,000

    ok nvm i don’t need a bf
    I’ll take the money tho

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  3. mirrortraffic:

    hobbit au where bilbo’s sword, sting, is not actually a sword but sting, the lead singer of the police, who glows blue when orcs and goblins are nearby

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  4. Anonymous said: What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

    sephyerite:

    almanzapedia:

    At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

    So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

    SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

    She refused to fix my grade.

    In the end, she shit herself on stage.

    I didn’t regret it.

    No mercy.

     

  5. a-walking-accident:

    jessicajaymt:

    angel-in-a—trenchcoat:

    supernaturalisadrug:

    Titanic movie set

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    How the opening crawl of Star Wars was filmed

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    Jurassic Park, 1993 

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    The moment before the most famous album cover ever was photographed, 1969 

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    Voldemort and Dumbledore chilling on set

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    why does voldy have a nose

    i can’t believe they actually printed the Star Wars text and then filmed it ohmygod

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  6. mama-bird:

    coffeeandklonopin:

    coffeeandklonopin:

    carpe diem - seize the day

    carpe noctem - seize the night

    carpe natem - seize the ass

    Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

    carpe collum - seize the neck

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  7. weetbixgod:

    hotdadcalendar:

    I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

    Babies have no concept of object permanence

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  8. shinga-tumblr:

    I remember when people first realized how much funnier these comics were just without Garfield’s dialog, which Jon was never able to hear anyway. Garfield only ever communicated to us readers in thought balloons, after all. What we’re seeing here is Jon’s canonical reality.

    I’m torn between laughing at these and being deeply worried for Jon lol

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  9. hotbritishguyspluscats:

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to be a cat owner. 

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  10. iconsmagcon:

    THIS SHOULD BE ON EVERYONE’S BLOG.

    (Source: pattinson-mcguinness, via joshpeck)